Eric is schooling Sookie on his grand and creepy vampire real estate gesture. Basically, since Sookie isn’t Bill’s anymore and her sunshine flavored fairy blood makes her the ultimate vampire crack, it would be in her best interest to make herself somebody’s sooner rather than later.I actually think Eric is telling her that he loves her but since it’s Eric it comes out exactly as oppressive, weird, and kind of hot as you might imagine. In any case, Sookie’s not having it.
Last week over in Hotshot, one of Jason’s many half-panther foster children knocked his poor ass into an empty deep freeze. He wakes up tied to a dirty bed and quickly finds out that it Felton and Crystal are behind these shenanigans. They are duty bound to their race to make another white panther baby but Felton’s shooting blanks. So naturally their only option is to turn Jason into a shifter like them and then have him knock up Crystal. Stay classy, lovers!
Speaking of babies, Arlene is constantly going nuts on hers. She is consumed with fear that since the kid is Rene’s he’ll grow up to be a serial killer just like his daddy. She is having a “killing is wrong” rant/staring contest with the baby when a blood vessel in her eye bursts. She blames the baby and runs off. Terry is of course amazing with both her and the baby. The kid does look a little smirky about the whole bloody eye thing but maybe it’s just gas?
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